Imagine marooning your worst enemy on a desert island, along with the four most terrible records ever made.

That’s the premise of a brand new podcast, hosted by technology journalist Geoff White.

And I’m his first guest! Not on the island, you understand. But I get to choose who I send to the island, and what tunes I torture them with.

Yeah, this isn’t security-related – but I figure we all could do with a break right now.

Graham Cluley