We are being granted a leap second tomorrow so the question arises: What am I – or any of us, for that matter — to do with the extra time? Among the necessarily brief possibilities that have occurred to me so far:
- Consider buying an Apple Watch.
- Slice as seen on TV (above).
- Work on that novel.
- Say leap second one time fast.
- Hold my breath.
- Drink responsibly.
- Make sweet, sweet love.
- Or, care about what Antonin Scalia thinks.
As you might expect, I’m open to suggestions.
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